December 2010
1 post
November 2009
20 posts
Thanksgiving is such a fucked up holiday.
Happy Birthday to me.
“and shake your body like a baby born addicted to crack”
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
Oh, myspace
Stranger: wats up? im just wondering if u wanna chat... hang out now..
Me: I'm never going to sleep with you so you should probably just stop trying now.
Stranger: ahahaha who said i wanna fuck u. theres a different btw hanging out n fucking. but u just sound sexy 2 me. bad chick :) why dont u wanna fuck btw?
Me: Because I like people who can fucking spell, and I have a boyfriend. Do you even look at anything besides a profile picture when you start trying to hit up people on the internet?
October 2009
44 posts
So somebody told me to be Katy Perry for halloween -_____- fuck outta here.
So I’m really stressed that my costume hasn’t come in the mail yet. I seriously bought all eye shadows, eye lashes, stockings at American Apparel, didn’t find a wig today because I didn’t like the ones I seen but I hope all this shit isn’t pointless… I’d be really FUCKING upset.
ROFL
Ayemceee: You know you sound like adorable as hell on the phone. like when something’s so cute u just wanna kill it n_n ahh
Earblister: lmfaooo like a bunny?
Ayemceee: YES you just pick up the bunny and pet it like “ohh nice bunny” and you hug it tight and gently snap his neck.
